Thursday, May 22, 2008

your momma is so fat...

I’ll be the first to admit my body has changed over the years, particularly in the abdominal region, and particularly since having kids. Today I reached a new low when my substitute bikini wax lady made me pull up on my stomach to… what? Give her more unfettered access to the bikini zone? As if lying on a table half naked with my legs akimbo weren’t sufficiently mortifying. She also passive-aggressively chided me for not waxing frequently enough. Yeah, because that’s an experience I like paying for as often as possible. Next time, I’ll stick with Tanya.

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